Why my teacher got fired

Because she deserved it.

*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD”
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”

And thats why my teacher got fired.

(This didn’t actually happen.)

by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019

For because why maybe no for why though?

Something you say to confuse a questioning party when they want you to do something you really don't want to do.

Want to go harass old people at the grocery store? For because why maybe no for why though?

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

Why my pee pee magenta?

In order to nut in black and white you must first get magenta pee.

Him: Why my pee pee magenta?
Printer: to nut in black and white.

by Fishyotter October 31, 2018

why why me

Is a bruh moment when u get oposed by a threat and u feel sad

Jon:u are dumb

Marry:why why me

Jon:Im sorry i didn't mean it

by Ruckmonth October 8, 2019

why me

because you deserve nothing

me:why me?
chad:because you deserve nothing

by imafailureipromise November 15, 2021

why metal gear solid is better than metal gear rising

see in mgsv you play as snake
cool dude doing cool things
in metal gear rising you play as stinky cyborg dude who gets beaten up by a gguy who looks like the manager at chuck e cheese.

why metal gear solid is better than metal gear rising? because yes.

by ACerealBowl_ June 19, 2022

why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 1, 2018