r/whoosh

a subreddit, commonly used when someone doesn't get a joke and tries to correct the person who told the joke.

guy 1: commas are important people!!
guy 2: commas aren't people.
guy 3: r/whoosh

by hazeltongue January 7, 2019

whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion's''ll

When you're really smart and want to flaunt it

Person 1: Yo whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion's''ll did this, I would like to meet them
Person 2:...What the fuck did you say

by p0rtalGeek March 7, 2017

whomst'd've

Whom'st did or have

Whomst'd've caught me in the act? I covered my tracks well enough.

by Komedian January 29, 2017

Whomst

Hard to explain. Basically means "who/whom" but with an implied "like I give a fuck" at the end.

Bob: "We better get out of here before the teacher catches us."
Joe: "Whomst?"
Bob: "You're right, who gives a shit?"

Suzy: "Oh look, Jane, your ex-boyfriend's at the club as well."
Jane: "Whomst?"
Suzy: "Hell yeah, girl! To hell with him."

by Mai Ainsel December 17, 2020

whomst'd've

A pretty good word.
But not as good as whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es.

Whomst'd've.

by Butternubbs Lardo November 20, 2017

Wholesome 100

Wholesome 100 is commonly used by redditors to express emotion that they haven’t felt since 2005. It can be used in a sarcastic or genuine way, but is mostly used sarcastically.

Friend: my dog died
Me: that’s wholesome 100
Friend: this is why nobody loves you

by SpoodsDaddy2211 March 4, 2021

Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021