one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land 

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land by your best idiot April 26, 2010

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whistle up a stump

Go away you’re a waste of time. Piss off. You’re actions are useless.

I’ve heard it all before, go whistle up a stump.

whistle up a stump by Johnnysc7 October 29, 2021

Whistle up a stump. 

Go away. You’re no help to me. Piss off.

That’s total bullshit, go whistle up a stump.

Whistle up a stump. by Johnnysc7 November 1, 2021

Skin whistle 

penis,cock,dick

Monica likes to blow on my skin whistle

Skin whistle by treepert February 22, 2009

Skeet Whistle 

Another word for Penis, similar to skin flute, only more direct.

Yo, Dozer, arent you dating some band chick or something?

Yeah, she plays my skeet whistle

Skeet Whistle by BowDozer April 7, 2012

Shottas Whistle 

The whistle used by friends Wayne and Biggs in the movie Shottas. It sounds like two sets of two quick whistles.

"Where's T and Jim?" (Gives shottas whistle)
(Hears the whistle back) "they're that way bro"

Shottas Whistle by SparksBluntley December 6, 2011