whaling

A competetition whereby two or more people go out with the purpose of sleeping with the fattest possible members of the opposite sex. The one with the highest weight total wins and multiple copulations count towards the total value.

Des Moines, Iowa is a great spot for whaling. Me and bob went out and I bagged a 350 pounder!

by Sean S. December 09, 2003

Whale

You.

Person 1: Whale
Person 2: Yes.

by skoooping May 08, 2017

Whale

Someone who ejaculates like a crazy mothafucka.

Oooh baby, you're a fucking whale! Fuck me harder whale!

by fab5ive August 11, 2003

Whale

an attractive female (used in code)

Dayum!! Look at that whale

by Mike August 21, 2003

Whaled on

To get your ass kicked by a fat girl.

Ian done pissed off his wife and got whaled on something fierce!.

by Whaled on May 09, 2015

Whaling

To go to a bar and try to hook up with fat girls

My roomate loves to go whaling on the weekends

by tc123892 July 28, 2009

Whaling

The act of having sex with a fat girl who's fanny flaps resemble the tail fin of a diving humpback whale.

"I don't understand why the Japanese like whaling so much. Have they got no taste?"

by Jack Jismouth August 01, 2009