Wyoming Weed whacker

During sex in the missionary position, the man grasps the woman (or other) by the ankles and lifts them up. Then he promptly begins to spin rapidly, using centrifugal force to keep the person up-right. This usually ends in the person that is being weed whacked in a mess of their own stomach contents.

"Oh... well uh... I knocked over these lamps while giving Marsha the, er, Wyoming Weed Whacker..."

by funky n crunky August 13, 2017

whacked out

Fucked up on drugs, completely.

Yo, you hit that. I'm already fuckin' whacked out.

by Rachel. May 13, 2005

Whacker's forearm

a bulge in one's forearm as a result of masturbating in excess.

Johnny had Whacker's forearm after Jane went on vacation.

by Mark Ruberti May 20, 2007

star whackers

A secret cabal of Hollywood lawyers who murder celebrities for profit. Coined on October 23rd, 2010 by actor Randy Quaid.

Randy Quaid said star whackers took out Heath Ledger and David Carradine.

by TheEyeInTheSky October 24, 2010

Whacker

A volunteer fireman who focusses life on being a frieman. They often brag and like to tell people the are a fireman and over accessorize when it comes to lights and antennas on their cars

Chris Simpson is such a whacker, all he does is go to fires

by Dave Corrigan December 7, 2004

pussy whacked

Pussy whacked- A man or a woman who has fallen incredibly in love and will sacrifice all diginity, pride, self respect and happiness for a woman who is undeserving of the love.

Grace: James I cheated on you
James: well thats ok I spose I can forgive that
(the man lacks back bone and balls he is pussy whacked)

by T8432 May 10, 2007

putting needle whacker

When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest, allows the shit to dry, crumples the shit into three balls, places them in a line across the bed and has the woman spread her legs, gets an erection and swing his hips as if taking a golf swing and uses his dick as the putter. Go for a hole in one!

"did you give your girlfriend a putting needle whacker last nite?"

"yes, i got a hole in one!"

by felching belcher October 16, 2009