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The Ancient Web

The earliest sites and chunks of data that made up the first foundations of the world wide web. Data that has been lost to the depths of the internet and no longer retrievable.

In contemporary terms The Ancient Web is made up of the lost history of the internet sometimes view able on thewaybackmachine or other archives that exists in time before the fall of geocites.

The term will perpetually be changing to consume greater swaths of the history of the internet until clearly defined eras are identified.
"I remember a story from years ago, but it is lost to the ancient web."
by Viroodiem October 29, 2018
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vag webs

a vagina which hasn't been used for years. to escape vag webs, simply cover vagina walls with a white sheet.
A: Can I eat you out?
B: Can you ever! Oh wait a moment, I have to dust my vag webs
by samanth. July 25, 2006
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web bowzer

Any web browser that you are not using because you deem it to be a dog. (Bowzer=a cross between the Basset Hound and the Miniature Schnauzer).
Many consider Internet Explorer to be nothing but a web bowzer
by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011
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deep web

where you see what humanity is
deep web :the part of the web that google doesen't find,
by toptor October 28, 2015
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Web Trash

Users who create embarrassingly horrible homepages. These include the use of animated gifs, embedded mp3s, aLtErNaTiNg lOwErCaSe AnD uPpErCaSe, unnecessary photos of themselves, awful poetry, blinking backgrounds, Javascript page transitions, mouse trails, and 500-paragraph long dissertations detailing every painfully banal aspect of their life. Also known as "Livejournal users."
www.gameamazon.com

(trust me, its that awful and more)
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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dank web

A term Someordinarygamers uses for another name of the deep web.
by INSANITYWOLF March 3, 2016
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Web Ninja

An individual who knows how to build blogs and create a residual income stream from selling digital products online. All they need is a laptop and WiFi to live their best life. A web ninja typically travels around the world and sleeps in every day. They live life on their own terms.
Damn, Pat is living in Mexico again for the whole Winter. What a web ninja.
by Pat Ness May 27, 2018
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