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(verb) To stick one’s penis up someone else’s arse unexpectedly and without prior warning.
She received a rude awakening when he shit weaseled her from behind.
by The Empress 3 November 6, 2010
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squishy weasel

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when you cum in your pants getting a lap dance at the strip club.
She's hot, Im going to get a "squishy weasel" from her in the VIP room.
by ozzydog July 2, 2008
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sales weasel

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A dishonest, slimey, skanky, sales WHORE who will do, say, and promise anything to separate you from your hard-earned money.
That frickin' sales weasel sold me one of those totally uncessary long-term warranty packages when I bought my Hugo.
by Dr. Fuego January 27, 2004
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stella bin weasel

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Tho it may look like uncle Bulgaria, the Stella Bin Weasel is the opposite to a womble, it's a giver of rubbish not a taker.

Bearing in mind the weasels bin only gets collected fortnightly, after 2 days of copious Stella intake, the bin weasel finds himself in his usual predicament.

The bin weasels never heard of a bottle bank so instead he does his daily good deed of travelling around his neighbours gardens helpfully filling their bins up with his empty Stella bottles off the day before.

Contrary to popular belief the Stella Bin Weasel is not a malicious or greedy creature.
Rumours of people sighting the Stella Bin Weasel very thirsty and drinking bin juice are misfound and unproven of yet.

The creature is very proud of himself and leads a balanced lifestyle.
In order to support its growing appetite for more Stella artois, the bin weasel will quite happily give up luxuries such as pastries, sausage rolls, cakes and custard creams.
Edward: "Mam he's in our garden again!"

Mam: "Who is son????"

Edward: "Michael from over the road he's just put a carrier bag of green bottles in our wheelie bin again."

Mam: Eddie go to door and tell him to fuck off and chase the Stella Bin weasel
by duringthewar May 21, 2015
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spice weasel

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1) A rodent from outer space used in Neptuian cooking to add flavour to a dish. When the tail and head are pulled apart rapidly this creature exumes spice out of it's nose. (As seen in Futurama)

2. (Inuendo) an expression used to describe an attractive woman.
She deserves a blast of the spice weasel.
*rapidly pull clenched hands away from each other in vertical motion*
BAM!
by JKRK13 May 3, 2005
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Gas Station Weasel

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When a professional wrestler who is on a losing streak is trying to sneak his/her way into a title match.
Adam Cole: “I want the NXT title”

Karrion Kross: “you’re never getting this title again you gas station weasel”
by NYCDEMONDIVA June 1, 2021
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flesh eating snot weasel

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a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.
my best freind was eaten by a flesh eating snot weasel.
by Rob Armer December 9, 2006
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