Waxy dinger

An insult for being a total idiot

Bro your such a waxy dinger like

by swoop8 March 20, 2021

Waxy panther

Women who are 50-65 years of age. Usually during the menopause stage in a woman's life. There's levels of sexiness as a woman gets older first there's the milf then the cougar, then the waxy panther, then onto the deaf leopard.

Dang Dave, your mom's one hot waxy panther!

by Flim-Z August 21, 2021

Waxy Candle

When your receiving a handjob however you cum and she keeps on beating you off

Girl: I gave Chad a Waxy Candle last night

by Me Woods November 27, 2022

Waxy Taxi

when a person rides a guy that has a hairy chest, attaches wax strips on said hairy chest. Riding until close and upon climax yells "Yo Taxi" ripping off the strips.

"Jaimie gave Paul a Waxy Taxi last night, his chest is still sore"

by Master of the Retard Wrangler February 15, 2023

Waxy O’Connor

When you are at Waxy O’connor’s in London (on st. Patrick’s day) and an Irish bloke takes your scarf, wraps it around your eyes, and says “kiss me I’m Irish” later takin to the loo and taking the proper piss out of your anal cavity. Usually involved with the intake of Yager bombs.

I drank so much last night, I got proper Waxy O’Connored. Fuckin hell mate, I woke up in the loo with some bloke giving me his Irish sausage. Felt like waking up the morning after a SigEp party.

by Emmet B. Hurley March 18, 2025

jaxy waxy

Jaxy jaxy is our god

"Jaxy waxy he is our god😌"

by owooo July 3, 2021

The Waxy Jew Technique

The Waxy Jew Technique is a form of male masturbation. First, the man plugs in an electric candle using wax cubes that emit a fragrance. Once melted down, put a few water drops in the wax to make sure it's hot enough. If the water hardens the wax temporarily and returns to liquid state, you may begin. Next, ejaculate in the candle after your "session" and burn all the unborn children. Flames may appear, the wax may harden up, or the children will dissolve.

"My mom just walked in on me dude..."
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"

by RastaShad June 22, 2016