wonton

causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine

that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!

by papermachete December 28, 2005

The Wanton

Pussy pump a girl so her meat flaps are puffed up and chunky, like a wanton noodle. The girl then squeezes her thighs together while a male or female pisses on her crotch. The piss should pool up on her pussy and thighs, resembling the broth from the wanton soup at the local china buffet.

The Wanton - Hey Honey, shut the fuck up, I'm gonna pump that pussy, squeeze those legs, then piss on them. Tell your friend to get over here and drink the broth, save the noodle for me.

by Dev10uS June 16, 2010

salt my wanton

To have crazy oral sex preferably with an asian woman or gay asian man

Jose Conseco says salt my wanton azn bitch!!! no racism intended....well maybe a little

by Salty Wanton Pimp December 31, 2007

wonton-boogie

Verb; While at a Chinese Buffet, the act of getting up mid-meal to take a poo, thus making room for more.

"Dude, I gotta wonton-boogie if we're eatin' dessert."

by Sir Smiley of Dude January 16, 2008

wonton ballsack

a type of person who can't stop laughing at the stupidity of him/herself or his/her friend(s). typically a teenager and mostly live in Colorado

frank: id you see Stephen curry set 17 NBA records last night?
Samuel: yeah he's such a wonton ballsack!

by wonton ballsack May 30, 2015

wonton crayon

When an Asian chick sucks your dick so hard it turns crayola red

dude last night Asa gave me a wonton crayon

by Al the mischievous May 14, 2016

wonton hussy

wonton hussy is a woman who is obsessed woth korean men

darian baston is a such a Wonton Hussy

by charlesblanket January 28, 2018