wandering gnome

A person who goes over to someone's house and gets so drunk that they get disoriented and think they're in the bathroom, when they're actually pissing in the corner somewhere.

"Hey man...for this party, DON'T invite Russ. The last time he got so shitfaced that he pulled a wandering gnome. What a hog!"

by Hyde43 April 9, 2006

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wandering vagina

1. The condition resulting from an untreated case of restless vagina syndrome. The vagina, at first restless, becomes so dissatisfied that it wanders in search of more amenable conditions.

2. A small town in Manitoba, Canada.

1. When her boyfriend didn't take it seriously, Jill's RVS developed into raging case of wandering vagina. Thankfully, her condition was easily treated by some deep dicking.

2. I entered Wandering Vagina in the middle of the afternoon on an August day; the heat was unbearable.

by Tukwi April 26, 2010

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Wandering Nipple

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.

Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.

by Jerry Blow (cousin of Joe) July 2, 2008

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Wandering Spirit

Welcome to the Spirit that is Wandering discord, or also know as WhaleShit, here we have meaningful conversations such as, is kanye have 23 nip? And, are u an fur frend uwu? Welcome, and enjoy your stay at the official WhaleShit discord server.

Wandering Spirit is a pretty cool place.

by o0Triste0o June 9, 2019

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