Walrussing

The act of drinking two beverages at the same time, representing the tusks of a walrus. Two beer bottles achieve the most desired effect. © Walrussing 2011

Bro1- Yo, it's 2-fer's tonight!

Bro2- Bro, perfecttt walrussing conditions!

by Voodoo87 November 30, 2011

Walruspeach

This rare and wild beast, hates those who steal carrots, and give excessive legal homework. It has lines on the back of its furry head, and regurlarly has buttsecks with other walruses.

Adrian is such a walruspeach, he fired up at barrett about the legal system, then buttsecksed him.

by sampeeach. August 27, 2009

Flossing the Walrus

When a girl with a large butt is wearing a thong. The girl then bends over making her thong and butt visible to all.

Person 1 - "Kait can you pick up the KFC you dropped".
Kait - "Ok, but be forewarned I am wearing low cut jeans and a thong even though I have a large ass".
Person 2 - "Looks like Kait is flossing the Walrus again. You think she'd get the hint and wear the proper cloths for her body type".

by The Keeper of Realness October 25, 2009

steal an attack walrus

To do something completely unnecessary yet totally awesome, even if it's a bit more difficult than the alternative..

I didn't need to escape the enemy base on a rocket while it exploded in the background. One of the numerous cars would have worked fine. But at some point we all must choose between what is right and what is awesome. At some point we all must choose to steal an attack walrus.

by Haragorn August 22, 2009

endorphin walrus

Someone who's intensely, happily sated, such as after great food or sex, to the point that they can't do anything more than flop around.

(As used by Elsa Moriarty in cracked.com's "The 6 Most Counterproductive PSAs of All Time")

"You're spent after most anything fun, from sex to exercise to an intense round of Mega Man 2. That satisfied, post-coital and -foodal period is one of the best parts of the experience -- when every desire has been sated, and you're so happy you can do nothing but flop around like an endorphin walrus."

by Grinning Cat March 7, 2012

Rusty Walrus

Stephen tries sex toy

I just used a rusty walrus on my uncle

by Good old John February 14, 2021

Magenta Walrus

The bestest animal in the world? It likes to juggle and drink Orange juice. It has small tusks cause they are different than normal walruses.

Jerica: "Hey Priya are you drunk?"

Priya: "nope" *trips on flat surface*

Jerica: "your such a magenta walrus!!" LMAO

by ImmaMagentaWalrus August 19, 2010