wwkd

What would kesha do?

Girl one : I don't know what to wear tonight
Girl two : wwkd
Girl one : who the f*** knows, she's crazy!

by keepmepartyingtilltheam December 27, 2010

WWKD?

What Would Kant Do?

You must choose: to break a promise or to let a serial killer run loose. WWKD?

by Immanuel Cunt May 5, 2018

WWKRD

What Would Kid Rock Do?

Question for tackling moral dilemas. Usual answers is envisioning Kid Rock yelling, "Front 'em, bitch"

Wow...fine looking honey, scantily clad. WWKRD? "Hey, bitch, front 'em"

by CFas December 6, 2005

WWKD

Phrase or personal inquiry intended to guide the individual who invokes it down a path of longevity, prosperity, personal courage, self-respect, epic leadership, hedonism and winning. When faced with a dilemma simply ask yourself, “What would Kirk do?” He would lead from the front. He will win at any cost. He will boldly go where no man has gone before. Seek out new worlds and civilizations and shag a new alien race every other week.

Dilemma: There's a new exchange student at school. WWKD?
Answer: He'd shag her, and make sure he did it in such a way that she wanted more.

Dilemma: There's a dangerous trip to an unexplored region. WWKD?
Answer: He'd lead the group going in and bring along his best friends.

by Wildango May 7, 2011

wwhd

similar to wwjd, except it is used to remind oneself of the most selfish possible course of action when faced with a moral delimma.

Hmmmm, should I stay late and finish all my work or should I go home early and leave it all for someone else to do?

WWHD? I'm outta here!! (see yabba)

by fred funk April 11, 2005

WWHD

In times of need there is only one question any self respecting man need ask himself: What would HOBBERS do?

Hobbers is a Guru of all things marketing.

Charles Day takes ages to do a Timing Plan - WWHD?

by Michael Bentley June 27, 2007

WWKD?

A spin off from WWJD....What Would Jesus Do...is this Trekie acronym...What Would Kirk Do? in honor of Capt. James T. Kirk.

The good lookin' green babe is coming on to me...WWKD?(What Would Kirk Do?)

by GSW2639 October 24, 2009