wwjd

An acronym for "What Would Jesse Do?". Jesse is a very fat man. Used humorously when somebody is full and still has quite a bit of food left.

Jon: Man, I'm stuffed I can't eat another bite.
Frank: Come on now Jon, WWJD?
Jon: You're right... I can't stop now, I've still got half a burger left.

by Anonymous Fat Person April 18, 2008

WWJCD

What would Jackie Chan do.

Those kids are being harsh.
I wonder WWJCD?

by hickorydickory October 28, 2006

WWJND

the acronym stands for "What Would Jesus Not Do?"
as in the Chuck Palahniuk's book named Choke.

just keep asking yourself..... WWJND?

by fatum June 30, 2009

wwjdd

What Would Jack Daniels Do?

When chillin around with nothing to do, you gotta ask your self WWJDD?

by skip2p November 2, 2005

WWTD

Acroynm for "What would Tyrone do?" This acronym is mentally or verbally stated when the subject poses the inquiry of what Tyrone (the epitomized representation of African-American males) would do in the given situation.

WWTD represents a modernized version of the acronym WWJD, "What would Jesus do?" Its usage has become increasingly popular and has begun to replace WWJD, for many find that the ability to think from the mindset of the young, black male is more relevant in today's world than thinking from the mindset of Jesus.

Jose discovers a bag of marijuana stashed in the school's restroom. He instantly thought to himself, "WWTD?"

Jamal made a purchase from a local dealer, but it turns out that the dealer had hustled him. Jamal asks his friend, Paul, to back him up while he confronts the dealer. At this time, Paul asked himself, "WWTD?"

by Tyrone Jiggadubz October 11, 2007

WWJD

What Would Jesus Drink?

Adam: Hey Joe you want something?
Joe: WWJD?
Adam: Wine?

by JDillon June 9, 2004

WWJDD

WWJDD is similar to the more popular wwjd meaning 'what would jesus do',however this word uses a different name. It stands for What Would Johnny Depp Do? And is intended for all you awesome Johnny Depp fans out there that ever wonder, 'what would johnny depp do?'

Ariel-"Should I vacation in the Caribbeans this summer or Paris?"

Zoe-"idk wwjdd?"

by ihearttheadicts December 20, 2010