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Whooping your goober

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The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.
Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"
by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023
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woodington city

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when a person is really stoned, high on marijuana (Cannabis)
Person: Mannn i'm literally in woodington city
Person 2: Man i feel you
by Faxeless April 10, 2023
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ass slapping/whooping

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ur momma about to slap yo ass so hard u will fly to da moooooooooooooon
Mum: you havent done ur home work so its time for ur ass slapping/whooping Guy
Guy: *dies from da ass slapping/whooping lol*
by I did ur mother at November 17, 2021
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womping

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the act of bodysurfing shorebreak.

you get womped to the shore in the act.
the womp yesterday was epic. womping so tight dogg.
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Butt Whooping

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A punishment where the pants are pulled down and the butt are beaten with a belt
He got bad grades; I will give him a butt whooping
by Anonymous 👦 October 8, 2018
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wooding

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Is the art of masterbating in the woodland of Herefordshire. This activity is often undertaken by farmers sons when walking their dog.
James is off to go wooding with Winnie.
by Egg1234 June 13, 2007
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