S.W.I.M.

Acronym meaning: Someone Who Isn't Me
But general use indicates that it is indeed the same person.

S.W.I.M. decided to walk his dog today.

by KazerDragon April 16, 2008

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

I wanna suck your dick then when you're about to cum I want you to put it in me

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

by justforfunnnn November 17, 2021

I.W.S.Y.D.U.Y.C

I wanna suck your dick until you cum

Girl: I.W.S.Y.D.U.Y.C
Boy: yes please baby 😏

by Kaykay4274q0 August 28, 2022

I.W.S.H.D

i would suck his dick

when your bestfriend sends you a picture of a hot boy and saying omg doesnt describe the boys goodlooks enough and you need to express your outward love towards his hotness.

bestfriend: look at this sexy beast

you: oh my god hes fucking sexy , I.W.S.H.D <3

bestfriend: yes!! same !<33 xi

by yourejelm8 June 27, 2011

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

a l i g h t s w i t c h

A meme popularized by the youtuber John Patrick Douglass (JacksFilms) in episode 21 of his hit series ''Yiay''

Question: What turns you on?
Answer: A L I G H T S W I T C H

by Donuffs March 5, 2018