Vodko

Frequent consumption or appreciation of vodka, similar to a wine connoisseur or a wine-o, but less snooty.

Would you care for a wine this evening, ma'am?
"No thanks, I'm a vodko....pass me a Tito's and tonic."

by Xtra Special K December 19, 2012

absolut vodka

ABSOLUT VODKA is a vodka brand which is produced in Åhus, Sweden (not to confuse with Switzerland). Though it was first introduced 1979 in the US, ABSOLUT VODKA goes way back in the days. To be precise, it was first introduced to this world as early as 1879 by Lars Olsson Smith. He is the dude that you can find on all ABSOLUT VODKA bottles, with the text "ABSOLUT | COUNTRY OF SWEDEN" surrounding the tiny little picture.
The group who makes the vodka is called V&S Group and that company in turn is owned by the Swedish state. All ABSOLUT VODKA is produced in Sweden and is then shipped away. As much as more than forty percent of the imported vodka in the USA is Absolut.
Besides the tasteful and fine vodka of ABSOLUT, ABSOLUT also run very creative and funny ads. This, though, isn't thanks to the swedes. The marketing agency who make the ads are none other than TBWA (Google it, tards!).

I think I have now spilled everything there is to know about ABSOLUT. Kinda. Now go and buy yourself some ABSOLUT VODKA... you can choose between 11 different flavours!

Dave: Dude, I bought ABSOLUT VODKA Lemon for tonight's party at Stacey's and I'm going to get ABSOLUUUUT DRUNK!
Eric: Sounds good. Hey, did you know that more than forty percent of the imported vodka is ABSOLUT?
Dave: Didn't know and don't care. I just wanna get wasted.
Eric: ...
Eric: Word.

by ThatSwedishGuy December 12, 2007

Lil Vodka

The rap name of youtube star Nfkrz aka the best rapper of this century

Dude did you hear lil vodka's new track it was fire!!

by Me-me meme boi May 8, 2018

voda af

Vodaing (Voda AF is another variant) is when someone is unsafe in their firearm practice, training, or shooting.

Some also use this to describe poor tactics or lack of knowledge in regards to personal protection or tactical abilities.

What was that dude trying to teach, that's Voda AF... he is gonna get someone hurt.

by Menofarms July 28, 2017

vodafone

Complete ineptitude at providing a product suitable for use in any way shape or form. Alternative meaning: Broadband at 64bps - 15kbps

Mike: I'm stuck in a 2 year contract with a company that spends all their money on advertising products that they never actually develop. and sorry I didn't get that email you sent me last year because I'm still waiting on the hotmail sign in page to load.

Paul: Ah! You stupid fucker! You signed up with vodafone didn't you? Their idea of broadband is a piece of string with a tin can tied to each end. You'd be better of sending a letter via post to the internet company so they can send you a print out of the web page you're trying to view. You'd save yourself so much time.

Mike: Useless fuckers

by Dorian81 April 14, 2008

Vodkarocca

A good pick me up drink. If you need to get on the turps and are feeling a little down from the night before, pour yourself a Vodka and drop a Berocca in for that instant hit.

I feel like a drink but feel like crap, need a pick me up. Try a Vodkarocca, that'll fix you up.

by alakers February 21, 2006

Vodka

the Tsar of all alcholic drinks, made in Russia from the blood of Putin and distilled into it's purest form, all other alcohol is weak compared to vodka. vodka is the go-to drink to forget something.

Kyle: hey ivan want to have a couple beers at the bar, cause I ain't having vokda again
ivan: как вы смеете не уважать русский любимый напиток, вы должны быть слепым, чтобы не нравиться водки. трахни тебя, киска сука.
Kyle: okay then.
ivan: chugs vodka

by Somsaltibois July 14, 2018