Minnesota Vikings

A very good football team who usually play well in the regular season, but CHOKE when it comes to a Super Bowl.

Did you hear the Minnesota Vikings won the Division?

ya but wait till the playoffs

by kyweaver February 13, 2010

Vikink

When someone has a kink for Vikings

Sally has a vikink

by Creamsikle January 15, 2021

The Viking

When 2 straight males lock arms sitting down and see who can Jack-Off first.

Halen and Josh were doing the Viking after work

by Swimgal69 May 5, 2018

viking smile

The act of placing your hand over your mouth and wiping in a downward motion, then smiling like a man posessed after going down on a lady.

The viking smile is scored equally regarding force of wipe and lenght of smile.

Only men sporting a goatee or beard can acomplish this feat properly.

Completing a Viking Smile will minimize your chances of being able to keep a flavor saver

You should have seen the Viking Smile on Jims face when he came out of the room

by ciaran foley August 27, 2004

Techno Viking

the only man that can actually kill Chuck norris

chuck: round house to your face ! !
techno viking dude: Shnotsn upsn ja foolzn ! ! (while dancing to techno music playing in the background)

by the hand May 2, 2008

Techno Viking

The bio-logical father of Chuck Norris.

The Techno Viking is the one who taught Chuck the roundhouse kick.

by Jezuz58 June 8, 2011

vikings

Infinitely better than both Ninjas, and Pirates, at the same time.

Guy1: Hey, what happened to guy2?
*Viking falls out of the sky*
Viking:I just split his body in half with a claymore while fighiting three ninjas and six pirates!
Guy1:*shits pants *runs away*

Vikings will eat you.

by Vikinger November 24, 2007