vinegar strokes 

Kevin Kline's facial expression when "doing his sister" in the 1988 film "A Fish Called Wanda".

That is all. There's nothing more to be defined.

In the movie. Twenty minutes in. Classic example of "vinegar strokes", although he's with his "sister"...

vinegar strokes by Sweatty July 22, 2006

vinegar stroke 

The movement and speed of the wrist whilst stimulating the penis, prior to firing your fat.

Similar to adding vinegar to your fresh, hot fish and chips.

Some extra moisture is needed. There isnt enough vinegar on my fish yet, if I give the bottle a vinegar stroke, there will be enough.

vinegar stroke by thedaddy1971 September 15, 2010

vinegar strokes 

A method of swimming; you have front crawl, back crawl, breasts stroke, butterfly stroke and vinegar stroke. You prepell yourself through the water by girating your hips like your giving it to a woman.
You can prepell yourself backward using the same method...just by doing it on your back.

"and now for the 50 metres vinegar stroke final"

vinegar strokes by WouthoR March 25, 2003

vinegar stroke 

The term being to give an old lady a good rodgering with the aid of lubricant (because she is too old to get wet)

Mr A, sleeps with ol' Mrs Z, with a crusty sensation involved for Mr A. Question is... With all that dryness, does Mrs Z find it a pleasure - Practice the "Vinegar Stroke" tonight and find out for your self!

vinegar stroke by twice nightly September 27, 2008

Vinegar Squid 

1: The collection of sendiment in a bottle of vinegar which floats around as a semi-solid mass but would break apart if one attempted to spoon it out. Completely harmless, but gross nonetheless

2: Cum or mucus free-floating in a thinner (darker) liquid

I was going to have the salad, but one look at the vinegar squid and I went with the soup.

Dude, you need to clean the toilet. I spit in there this morning and the fucker looked like a vinegar squid the bowl was so nasty.

Vinegar Squid by DirtMonkey October 10, 2009

Vinegar Strokes 

Manual clitoral masturbation of a females vagina.

Tarquin realised his luck was in when as soon as he was behind closed doors with Matilda, she had dropped her trolleys and it wasn't long before he was building up the vinegar strokes.

Vinegar Strokes by Bollockhead October 17, 2008

vinegar stroke 

the act of one's silky tip on another's cheek...sleeping or not

dude, i cant believe you just gave me a vinegar stroke

vinegar stroke by stone flint May 31, 2004