Victorian lighting

Antiquated sex toys, often powered by things such as candlelight

That broad's sex toys are so crusty, they're Victorian lighting

by BeatleBabe007 October 17, 2024

Victorian Child

A child from the Victorian era, used for making a point that something is utterly ridiculous. This is in reference to the idea that if they were shown the thing in question, they’d be in utter shock and possibly have something like a conniption or a stroke.

“Did you hear about the situation with Vitaly?”
“I swear, if you showed that guy’s content to a Victorian child they would have a heart attack and die on the spot.”

by Scarfkat April 18, 2025

Victorian poop pipe

The act of lying on one's stomach and imserting a pipe or hose up one's anus whilst haveing a partner straddle one's back, huffing any rectal gassees that might be expelled. If done correctly, there is no act of flatulence, rather the stink fumes waft out at a steady, gradual pace for the huffer to enjoy at their leisure. In some cases, excrement itself can suddenly launch out of the tube, covering the huffer and adjacent surfaces in a shower of stank. This is particularly a common occurrence if the person in question partakes of a diet high in fats and low in fiber. If such an incident occurs, it is customary for the huffer to exclaim 'by jove, we have struck oil, old chap!' Failure to do so is considered both bad form and bad luck.

Sandra gave me a Victorian poop pipe last night, it was a cracking good time, lads!

by Carnie_Asada April 18, 2025

Victorianism

Victorianism is the ideology created by Victoria Keitel, aka beachy. Victorianism believes in a authoritarian, nationalistic and militaristic government, everyone has to serve the state to ensure its survival. the name was chosen because of its resemblance of the Victorian era. the ideology has been prominent in the S.D state of switzerland, and the Victorian freikorps. tho the ideology has had a setback because of the recent invasion of switzerland by the cringy ass TA

>what ideology is this weird ass switzerland
>Victorianism dumbass

by beachy6969 July 28, 2021

Victorian Poodle Moth

A very fluffy boi with wings. They look like poodles, hence the adorable name.

Person 1: "Hey look at this adorable Victorian Poodle Moth!"
Person 2: "Ew, I hate bu-"
Person 1: "Shh... Close your eyes..."
Person 2: "Ok?"
Person 1: "And imagine yourself being a better person..."

by ArsonisticRaccoonOnSteroids November 3, 2023

Victorian affair

A Victorian affair is defined as a consensual romantic or sexual relationship between two people that does not involve physical contact in which one or both of the parties is in a committed relationship with someone else.

He may not have had sex with her, but I saw the “I love you” texts and the nudes myself - definitely a Victorian affair.

by RustyWithaLimp December 3, 2024

Victorian sunshine

When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse the guy pisses on the other causing the other 2 freak making her go lesbian

Did you here about that couple having a victorian sunshine

by Demoniccreature November 1, 2010