Vertically challenged

A dwarf, a midget

Hey look, it’s a midget!
I wonder what it’s like being vertically challenged

by Pozzyboy123 October 26, 2019

vertically challenged

someone who is short

friend 1: omg look at that person over there!
friend 2: haha! talk about being vertically challenged!

by cherrychambers06 December 27, 2021

Vertically Challenged

Being short

Tim: “ storms off and walks away”

Martha: you know he’s vertically challenged and got Neapolitan syndrome.

by Michael Tony November 8, 2025

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023

Eat tortilla chip vertically

p a i n

eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer

by help this is not a joke dying January 14, 2021

The vertically elevated land

How intellectuals say “the high ground”. The best Star Wars meme.

“This tremendously traumatic and terrible duel consisting of me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, henceforth known as the former master, and you, Anakin Skywalker, henceforth known as a traitor of democracy and the Jedi order, is now over as I have an advantage. You see, while you are at a given vertical coordinate I have smartly jumped to the vertically elevated land. Since I now possess this land, our duel shall now end if you kindly surrender. Should you not retire, I am obligated to warn you, please don’t try and defeat me. If you did try, I am a much more experienced duelist and would spontaneously defeat you by being forced to slice you, but not kill you, for even though you would have tried to murder me I still think of you as a friend and brother.”

by NeyThee May 30, 2018

planking vertically

standing

i was planking vertically on top of my man spencer.

by plankingbitch June 20, 2021