Vegetarian

A person who only consumes natural intoxicants, such as cannabis, salvia or mushrooms but will not touch synthetic drugs such as LSD or ecstasy.
"Man, I was so out of it last night."
"Really, on beans?"
"Nah, I'm a vegetarian, y'should know that, I jus' blazed."
by Vehementi Dominus January 30, 2009
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Someone who instead of eating meat, substitutes with other kinds of foods. The term is commonly misused and mistaken for vegan. A vegan is someone that doesn't eat, drink or wear anything that comes from an animal.
It would sure suck being a vegetarian on Thanksgiving.
by Gary Destruction July 15, 2003
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Vegetarian

one who smokes only Marijuana and nothing else, none of those othe drugs, fuck that shit, that shit is bad for you
Q:want some crack, get you high?

A: nah man, i'm strictly vegetarian
by Toekzy McVeigh December 15, 2004
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"Vegetarian," in a lesser-known sense of the word, refers to an ethnicity. Like other more commonly acknowledged minority groups, vegetarians are united by certain elements in their physical makeup (in this case, a general insufficiency of nutrients, such as iron and protein), and a shared heritage (vegetarians commonly view non-meat-eaters as their forefathers). Vegetarian, like, for example, "hispanic," refers to a large group of people who share a similar outlook on the world; this concept of possessing a common perspective is characteristic of ethnic groups. While members of other ethnic groups may share commonalities such as skin color and language, vegetarians share more internal commonalities, like the absence of certain foods being digested within their bodies.
Taken from the 2020 Census:

Please indicate your ethnicity using the options below.
- Hispanic
- Non-Hispanic
- Vegetarian
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Old slang term for the village idiot who could not fish, hunt, or ride.
Jimmy: "Hey Sally you want some of my steak?"

Sally: "OH MY GAWD! Are you serious?! I'm a vegetarian!"

Jimmy: "Geez... Sorry. I thought you would like some meat for once - to stay healthy ya know?"

Sally: "I do not eat vegetables for my health! I do it for the health of the chickens!"

Jimmy: "Well I gotta tell ya, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!"

Sally: "AAAAHHHHH!!!!" <panic attack>
by Chriswfoster May 07, 2008
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A person who does not eat nor do they believe in eating meat, fish or fowl. They're often devoted to or advocating this practice.
Person A: "Want a hambuger?"
Person B: "Nah, I'm a vegetarian."
by literatehuman May 09, 2010
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Someone who is lean under the optimal gorging conditions of a rich 1st world nation and often noticeably starving in most 3rd world nations.

Yeah its almost impossible for most people to get fat for lean times on a vegetarian diet. So vegetarian usually spells rich or at least well to do.
Pay attention junior burglar, an experienced thief can measure someone's wealth by watching the diet they eat. Regular fast food burgers means poor and a varied healthy vegetarian diet means loaded.

Its a rare Somalian who survives as a vegetarian. Red Cross suggestions be damned a pound of cow goes as far as 3-4 pounds of rice. And stringy cow is almost as easily available since they can survive and grow on dusty grass.
by Humans are meat February 15, 2010
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