vanilla

White teenage male with a personalized backpack, 50 American Eagle sweatshirts, Catholic, parrot that recites bible verses, and says "what the F mom" frequently.

Mom, I can't find my monogrammed backpack? It had my american eagle sweatshirts in it.
"Jimmy you're so vanilla!"

by gummygimme January 6, 2016

vanilla

Nature's favorite form of torture. It smells wonderful, but tastes FUCKING AWFUL by itself. This means you experience and desire great tastes, but don't actually get to satisfy your want. Quench your need. Make you happy. Oh no, you can only smell and wish.

(While some coffee is like this in the fact that it smells better than it tastes, vanilla smells better than any coffee I've ever smelled. Vanilla > You.)

It's also the most common ice cream flavor.

*Man first discovered vanilla*

Hmmm... this smell good. *drinks* ... *spits out* MAN, THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT!

Why, WHY does this odor torture me so?
The scent fills my nose with wonderful thoughts... yet my mouth lacks the same feeling. *cries*

by ~The Nameless One~ May 18, 2005

vanilla

In the swinging lifestyle, "vanilla" means anyone who is not a swinger. Term used ONLY within the swinger community to describe friends or aquaintances who are not involved in the lifestyle. Most of you reading this are vanilla and don't even realize it.

We won't be able to play at Dave & Jen's pool party.. there will be some vanilla couples there.

by Degenerate Dan August 20, 2007

vanilla

Term used by those who consider themselves "hardcore" BDSM aficionados to describe anyone they perceive as less dedicated than themselves to kink, although it originally described one who is not in the BDSM scene.

ME: So I restrained her with steel chains (affixed to my bed using hammered-in rivets), teased her skin with a red-hot poker and pulled out her hair before inviting a local biker gang into the room to take turns sodomising her before slitting her throat and tossing her limp body into the local landfill.
KINKY FRIEND YAWNS
KINKY FRIEND: That's so vanilla.

by ZoFreX April 22, 2008

vanilla

dull, boring, conventional (often in sexual terms)

That is so vanilla. *yawns*

by Light Joker May 22, 2007

vanilla

With respect to gay men, sex that puts an emphasis on fucking and sucking, without any other kinky positions or appartus. Think silk sheets and scented candles, boys-- and try to forget you're sticking your dick up his ass.

My current boi's really vanilla, but he's hot so I don't care.

by Van Pierce July 10, 2003

vanilla

The old-school version of a video game. E.g. the original Street Fighter instead of Super Street Fighter 4

I'm really stoked about Marvel vs. Capcom 3, but I'd rather play the vanilla for now.

by 1337ChunChun December 9, 2010