when u were a child u asked wtf do i need a valentine for? well chocolate, now u ask wtf do i need a valentine for? u answered ass :}
by Failrr5Lyfe March 1, 2014
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Get the Valentine's Day mug.Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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Get the Valentine's Day mug.1. A day to get gifts from your bae
BUT MORE OFTEN...
2. A torturous day where you get to watch couples cuddle and you're just that person sitting on a bench trying not to throw up.
BUT MORE OFTEN...
2. A torturous day where you get to watch couples cuddle and you're just that person sitting on a bench trying not to throw up.
by itscassieeeeeee February 12, 2018
Get the Valentine's Day mug.A day that you get to set aside to show your boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other that you love them. You don't need money or presents or a nice dinner. Just be glad that there is a day that you can prove your love without having to work around work or school or kids. Make each other happy. And support a day if love, even if you don't believe in Hallmark and valentines.
I love you, and I'm so happy to have someone as amazing as you. I hope I show you everyday but if not, I'll show you today. Happy Valentine's Day.
by IloveJCE April 11, 2012
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