by Old Mate Aaron February 14, 2023
when u were a child u asked wtf do i need a valentine for? well chocolate, now u ask wtf do i need a valentine for? u answered ass :}
by Failrr5Lyfe February 23, 2014
Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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by optimistic March 05, 2009
A day that you get to set aside to show your boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other that you love them. You don't need money or presents or a nice dinner. Just be glad that there is a day that you can prove your love without having to work around work or school or kids. Make each other happy. And support a day if love, even if you don't believe in Hallmark and valentines.
I love you, and I'm so happy to have someone as amazing as you. I hope I show you everyday but if not, I'll show you today. Happy Valentine's Day.
by IloveJCE February 16, 2012
1. A day to get gifts from your bae
BUT MORE OFTEN...
2. A torturous day where you get to watch couples cuddle and you're just that person sitting on a bench trying not to throw up.
BUT MORE OFTEN...
2. A torturous day where you get to watch couples cuddle and you're just that person sitting on a bench trying not to throw up.
Today is Valentine's Day :(.
by itscassieeeeeee February 13, 2018