Joselyn Cruz valencia

Joselyn Cruz valencia is a social media star. She is very smart, cute, sexy, have brown hair, blue eyes and glasses she recently got.she can be very kind but her feelings can be hurt very easily, she is very loyal, she is very funny! She has so much friends! She is popular too! don’t lose her at all she comes one time in the life time Joselyn can be serious sometimes she even got your back!
Hey Joselyn Cruz valencia, can you be my friend please and can you make a tik tok with me please oh and give me your Snapchat and insta!
by Not very cute October 27, 2019
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Valencia High School

A school located in Placentia CA, it’s full of wannabe gangsters and ghetto people. Full of Mexicans, whites, Asians, and other ethnicity’s. Home to plenty of potheads. You’re only popular here if you’re good looking. Their football team sucks but they still treat them like gods. Students spend most of their time juuling in the bathroom or starting drama. There is never a time where there is not a fight during, before, or after a football game. The majority of the girls here have a thing with almost every guy on the football team and are always trying to start drama. They guys here are ugly as fuck and think they can pull any girl, they’re also really immature and horny.
John: What school do you go to?

Jack: Valencia High School?
John: Wow that is so ghetto
by crackheadtingz September 15, 2019
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Valencia Club de Fútbol

Valencia is a soccer team from Valencia, Spain. It was founded on March 18, 1919 and plays in the Primera División. Their home stadium, the Mestalla, has capacity for 55,000 spectators. It is the fifth Spanish club with most titles in national competitions (14) and third most international titles behind Real Madrid and Barcelona. Studies conducted in 2005 and 2007 pointed to Valencia as one of the 20 richest clubs on the planet. The club is the third in Spain in number of members (65,000) and pep rallies, the famous peñas (700). A survey conducted in May 2007 by the Centro de Investigaciones Sociology (CIS) has appointed Valencia as the third most popular club in Spain (5.3%), behind only such giants Real Madrid and Barcelona. It's the world's best team and its fans are known as Los Ches.
Valencia Club de Fútbol is the best team ever.
by Brun_LP October 11, 2010
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A Central Florida Community College to the finest losers of Orlando.. most student are on the 5 year plan at this school.
Bro you go the U.C.F.?

No, Valencia Community College VCC.

Oh.. loser.
by Jackie Smiley October 21, 2008
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Valencia Club de Fútbol

An extremely racist football/soccer club from the city of Valencia, Spain. Man, i can't stand these racist scumbags.
Valencia Club de Fútbol is a racist footballl club. They just called Vinicius a monkey.
by IDontCareBro March 11, 2024
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Carlos Valencia

He is a kid who is in the 8th grade and he is dating a girl named Daisy. He also likes eating food. And he also has a strange haircut.
Person 1:You look like Carlos Valencia.
Person 2:STOOOOOP
by AnonymousBoi May 21, 2019
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Valencia Omelette

To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.

Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.
Man, I’ve just found a Valencia Omelette in the fridge - I’m going to HR!
by Buggles21 May 08, 2021
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