A Vesco girl is someone who carries around a hydroflask, scrunchie, and dresses like they're a beach tourist. They definitely have a tik tok and unironically own a selfie stick. Pretty much a basic white girl probably with the name Haleigh, Brook, Mckenzie, ect. Watch your soda if you happen to be sitting across from them at a local Cook Out and leave you poor drink unattended. They'll probably shake it for a "cool and quirky" prank only to have the drink explode not only on them but all of your stuff as well.
A vsco girl will forget about the incident but you won't.
A vsco girl will forget about the incident but you won't.
by Funky_and_fresh August 16, 2019
a vsco girl is basically a white ass bitch. they usually have ;
- hydroflasks
- tube tops / oversized shirts
- sHeLl nEcklAcEs
- scunchies
- birkenstocks
- crocs
- vans
- pukashell nEcklAcEs etc.
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they always say aNd i oOP- & sksksksksksk. they also use vsco almost every single day and use the filter c1. they are basically just a white ass bitch- period.
- hydroflasks
- tube tops / oversized shirts
- sHeLl nEcklAcEs
- scunchies
- birkenstocks
- crocs
- vans
- pukashell nEcklAcEs etc.
—
they always say aNd i oOP- & sksksksksksk. they also use vsco almost every single day and use the filter c1. they are basically just a white ass bitch- period.
no one :
not a single soul :
vSco giRls : *drops hYdrO flAsk* aNd i oOp- sKsksksksksksks i dRoPped mY hyDroflask !1!!!!1!
everyone : stfu bum ass hoe
not a single soul :
vSco giRls : *drops hYdrO flAsk* aNd i oOp- sKsksksksksksks i dRoPped mY hyDroflask !1!!!!1!
everyone : stfu bum ass hoe
by allyxo :) August 25, 2019
total bitches and japs with there hydroflasks, puka shell aka vagina looking shell necklace, scrunchies, and birkenstock’s and they say an i oop the actual most annoying thing ever every two seconds and it doesn’t even make sense and they keep repeating sksksksksks and that is what dumbasses say because they are actually fucking sped oh and there obsessive need to save the turtles is out of hand like why not save the fucking giraffes honestly the plastic can kill any animal not just the fucking turtles so wake and welcome to the world 2019 when everyone on earth is either a vsco girl, wanna be vsco girl, try hard vsco girl, or vsco girl hater because they just are fucking annoying and everyone feels the need to be a vsco and it just make them an annoying bitch.
daughter: daddy look at the vsco girl i wanna be one
dad: no honey u don’t wanna be that annoying vsco girl bitch
dad: no honey u don’t wanna be that annoying vsco girl bitch
by holy mother forking shirtballs September 01, 2019
by AngelaTheKId October 14, 2019
Annoying girls with scrunches, hydro flask, shell necklaces, metal straws, body Oder and Carmex.oh and don’t forget the sksksksksksksks and the and I oop things!!!!!
Normal person:drops hydro flask
VSCO girl:and I oop
Normal person:I hate u
VSCO girl:lol I love you too sksksksksksks
Normal person:but seriously this is how you lose friends. *walks away
New girl:hi do you....
VSCO girl:sksksksksksksksksksks
New girl:all hell no *runs away
VSCO girl:and I oop
Normal person:I hate u
VSCO girl:lol I love you too sksksksksksks
Normal person:but seriously this is how you lose friends. *walks away
New girl:hi do you....
VSCO girl:sksksksksksksksksksks
New girl:all hell no *runs away
by Demonic_depression??? August 31, 2019
A “VSCO” girl is usually a tween to teen white girl has a million scrunchies and always wears them over their messy bun. They also wear oversized tee shirts to the point wear it looks like they have no pants, because their tee shirt is huge and their shorts are so short. They also live tube tops, and they love to shop at Brandy Melville. They usually for shoes wear slip on vans, Birkenstock’s, Crocs, or Air Force Ones. They cover their arms with friendship bracelets and pure vida bracelets, also wearing puka shell chokers. They claim that they want to “save the turtles and the ocean, but they really don’t give a fuck. They also claim that they love skateboarding and surfing, but they probably don’t even know how to do either. They have wildflower cases, along with a hydro flask covered in random color coordinated stickers from Redbubble or similar. They also love metal straws, because then they are “saving the turtles”. They love their AirPods, because they can listen to Billie Eilish. That’s when they are not playing their ukulele. They use Burt’s bees and Carmex all the time. They love to have sleep overs on their trampoline or old shed that has been renovated and strung with fairy lights. They take a ton of pictures with their Polaroid cameras, and edit them on VSCO. You will most likely see them in a white Jeep. You will know it’s them, because you will hear them saying things such as “sksksksksksk”, “spill the tea sis”, and “an I oop”.
by sammi the shoppoholic August 24, 2019
spawn of Satan. Fucking scrunchie wearing, demons who wear oversized t-shirts and use hydroflasks and metal straws. They are really annoying and they need to skskskskSHUTUP.
VSCO GIRL: I dropped my hydroflask, and I oop skskskssksksk
NORMAL PEOPLE: Someone skskskskskSlap that bitch
NORMAL PEOPLE: Someone skskskskskSlap that bitch
by HAHAHA I DO THAT August 28, 2019