field vasectomy

an informally performed surgery, usually without benefit of anasthesia, sterilization, or any kind of hygienic preparation. similar procedures include field castration, field lobotomy, field amputation, etc. in all cases the patient is someone deserving of rough treatment, and the surgeon is the person providing it.

harry: did you hear about cary? his girlfriend found out he was cheating on her, so she gave him a field vasectomy.
larry: ouch!! did she use any instruments?
harry: well, mostly she used her hands, feet, and knees. she did threaten to perform a field castration with a rusty spoon if she caught him cheating again.
larry: jeez, what a dumb fuck. he should have worn a cup.

by earpuller December 28, 2005

voscrumptulous

This is simply a cross between voluptuous and scrumptious. It is also a synonym for Amoreena.

1. sensuously pleasing and delightful
2. very pleasing, especially to the senses
3. delectable
4. splendid
5. exquisite
6. succulent
7. of rare beauty

We were talking the other day and Ames said to me, "Yet another year I will be fat on my birthday but I'm determined to not be fat by my 40th!" So I said to her, "I'd rather call it something else rather than fat and I'm going to post it on Urban Dictionary. You my Dear, are voscrumptulous!"

by DC_3_3_58 June 28, 2013

votecation

Vote-cation
(Noun)
The act of going on vacation immediately after voting because the Republican party has told you point blank what they're going to do to you when they get back in power.

Ex. "Its not like the GOP is going to stop supporting political violence anytime soon; we should plan a votecation."

by Sneezybungus May 24, 2023

DIY Vasectomy

Twisting your testicles until all circulation cuts off and you can pull them off with ease.

“Hey, where’s Isaiah?” “Didn’t you hear? He tried a DIY Vasectomy and he’s been at the hospital!”

by badgirl22 December 3, 2018

back alley vasectomy

Kicking a man in the nuts in an effort to prevent him from having children.

Bro, I’m broke, so can you give me a back alley vasectomy?

by soxchamps18 April 5, 2019

vasectomy safe

This textual description that indicates that a man has had a vasectomy. The implication is that since a man is now supposedly incapable of getting a female pregnant that a condom does not have to be used.

Consider that if a condom is used, whether the man has had a vasectomy or not, getting a female pregnant isn't an issue. Why even mention it at all.

A typical example would be a couple's text description in a swinger's website or in any other forum where couples are available for swinging and their personal and sexual preferences and details are expressed, such as the example below, this example is just a small part of a typical description of a couple,

Describe Yourselves:

Him:
He is 178 lbs, HWP, "v"-safe, (also vasectomy safe, or v-safe)....

Her:
She is...

by Diane Stowe October 24, 2007

Vose

To stick your nose in someone’s vagina and blow as hard as possible.

Hey bro once I vosed a bitch so hard that she broke up with me

by Silly sister November 24, 2018