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Typical Urbandictionary Definition

When someone, most likely a prepubescent 13 year old, writes a sex definition for something which has nothing to do with the word you looked up.

Theoretical example - I look up forum troll, because i've seen it used extensively on forums, and never understood what it meant. One of the definitions will most likely be something like this -

"While ur fucking ur girl from behind in teh dark, u put a dildo instead of ur dick in her hole, u then grab a cardboard box full of troll dolls and begin throwing them at her, all the while yelling ATTACK OF TEH FORUM TROLLS!!!"

A typical urbandictionary definition deserves deletion, it contributes nothing to the viewer's knowledge, and only serves to prove how idiotic the poster is.
see roflcopter I think its about the 6th definition down. That is a prime example of a typical urbandictionary definition.

Your Name On Urban Dictionary

Your opportunity to go on Urban Dictionary and make a super flattering, overly embellished definition describing the name you carry.
Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.

Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.

Peter: Damn right.

Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.

Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.

Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks
Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo

Mr. Urbanman 

A gigachad who has proven to be based
Mr. Urbanman is a chad

people who define their names on urbandictionary 

people who define their names on urbandictionary can go fuck themselves

Urban Addictionary 

A compulsive psychological need to create new definitions for publication to Urban Dictionary.

Persistent compulsive use of the website can become physically, psychologically and socially harmful, especially when submissions are rejected. If you or anyone you know is showing symptoms of suffering from this condition, please seek guidance from the internet's most credible Dr - WebMD.
"Those damn kids are going to end up with a case of urban addictionary if they keep spending so much time on the internet!"
Urban Addictionary by manicbubble February 10, 2015