uprighters

Humans , carbon based meat stick.

Look at those 'uprighters' walking down the street. Being all human and stuff.

by sexychicy June 11, 2017

uprighter

Sexual act performed standing on one's foot.

We managed to fuck somehow, most of the time they were uprighters.

by bozo1977 December 11, 2018

Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rod into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's

James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a not and preform the Upright unicorn on Facebook Live.

by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024

Uprighting your Flamingos

The act of inverting a sexual partner's legs assuming he or she is wearing Florida beach shorts.

Later l'll show you how to upright her flamingos. Later on I'll be uprighting your flamingos.

by The72JEM August 4, 2018

Uprightness

When you have achieved sitting up right

“I have achieved desired uprightness”

by Soundsgucci May 17, 2019

Ryan’s Upright Hoes

A tenawesome pimp daddy named Ryan who has upright hoes, not hunched over hoes. Only upright.

Ryan’s upright hoes aren’t hunched over. Ryans hoes are upright.

by Ryans Upright Hoes October 3, 2024

Between The Uprights

Defecating on the floor of a public bathroom

Lew is so disgusting, he went between the uprights in the men's room.

by Shigella413 July 23, 2021