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YPSILANTI Uppercut

County of origin: Sac and Fox

When attacking a lady friend from behind she mentions that you might be the smallest thing she’s had since junior high. You then proceed to give her a wicked awesome YPSILANTI Uppercut which is performed whilst yelling ‘YPSILANTI’ at the top of your lungs.

It differs from the donkey punch because you catch the chin as apposed to catching the base of the skull. Different style concussion, a different style of Stall0wnage.

Teh kicker: You probably are the smallest thing she’s had since junior high, but who’s on top and who’s on bottom now!

Thirdly: You can leave the room with out the awkward look of shame that most women have given you over the years
When Wanda insulted my manhood, I gave her a swift YPSILANTI Uppercut, drank her Crystal Light and left her on the bathroom floor to think about what she had done wrong.
by BabySealClubSamich December 1, 2007
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hamberger uppercut

When a women's vagina looks like someone gave six pounds of raw hamberger an uppercut.
She may look hot but she totally has a hamberger uppercut.
by Professor Poops May 16, 2006
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Uppercunt

A swift, unexpected, yet well-deserved punch to the vagina, whether literal or metaphorical. Usually, but not always to a stranger.
When the judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail, Lindsay looked like she had caught a decisive uppercunt. And she wept appropriately.

No matter how many uppercunts Amy Winehouse receives she always gets back up like nothing happened. She's the Mohammed Ali of the Golden Glove. Am I wrong?
by Foulio July 9, 2010
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Uppercunt

Striking a female in the genitals with a forceful upwards swing.
Did you see those two chicks fighting? I cant believe she dropped the other chick with an uppercunt!
by DirtyJila March 5, 2011
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French Uppercut

A french kiss done with such force that a person receiving it feels deepthroated.

by the Cactus
I got a french uppercut last night. At that time I did not know if that was a tongue or a dick.
by frenchuppercutreal March 22, 2023
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Vagina Uppercut

When a chick is riding someones face so hard that the person gets a bloody nose.
I gave him a vagina uppercut last night!! There was blood everywhere! It was hot.....
by fthea February 7, 2009
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dragon uppercut

awesome powermove flying uppercut done by Ryu on streetfighter.
*at the arcade*
Teen 1: Dude I beat you!!!
Teen 2: Only because you keep on using the dragon uppercut over and over again ya douche bag.
by Andrew T in New Mexico December 17, 2008
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