Located in dubai, it is an area that was meant to be for families and friends to chill in coffee shops, restaurants, and do some light shopping. In reality though, it is a place where chammaks thrive, and the word uptown has become synonymous with the word chammak; dokha is smoked there, alcohol is drank in the park “secretly”, glue is huffed from mountain dew bottles, EC is huffed from old T-Shirts, and chammaks use this place as a meeting spot, hangout spot, and of course, and fighting ring. The security doesn’t do shit and only chases you for riding a bike inside; but they don’t give a shit if you kill someone so that’s why chammaks love it.
Chammak 1: Hey bro are you going to the blackout party tonight?
Chammak 2: Yeah man let’s go together though, you wanna take a cab together?
Chammak 1: Hell yea yabbi, let’s meet at the uptown mirdif taxi line and take a cab and run away from paying the fare when we get to jumeira.
Chammak 2: You read my mind yakhi.
Chammak 2: Yeah man let’s go together though, you wanna take a cab together?
Chammak 1: Hell yea yabbi, let’s meet at the uptown mirdif taxi line and take a cab and run away from paying the fare when we get to jumeira.
Chammak 2: You read my mind yakhi.
by UptownDokha July 5, 2019
Get the Uptown Mirdif mug.An area of a city named Whittier. know for its decaying historic buildings, punk rockers, hardcore shows, crowds of poor youth panhandlers, rockabillys, cholos, trendy hipsters that ride fixed gear bikes, homeless, drug addicts, the mentally impared, and three large retirement homes.In short uptown whittier is the place to go in Whittier if you have no place to go or a car.
"Man when all those punk kids tried to jump us, it was like we
where hanging out in uptown Whittier again!"
where hanging out in uptown Whittier again!"
by DJ RETRO "in Da house" June 30, 2008
Get the Uptown Whittier mug.Related Words
See 'music induced headaches'.
I swear, if I had a nickel for every time I heard Uptown Funk play on the radio, I would have enough money to completely bail the U.S. out of its debt to China.
by PurplePenguin007 August 8, 2015
Get the Uptown Funk mug.Cannibis you buy in Uptown Manhattan that will have you on your way back home dumber than a motherfucker.
by 420Dude December 15, 2008
Get the Uptown Haze mug.A car that is so shitty that only those with extremely poor credit, limited cash or lacking in basic English skills would attempt to buy this car. Sold by the man himself, who is a tall, heavyset Italian from South Jersey, who enjoys affecting a “Tony Soprano” like accent, and saying, “fuhgehddabout it!” This dealer has been known to start cars that have poor starting systems up to thirty minutes prior to the arrival time of the prospective buyer, in an attempt to make them think the car is in excellent condition, and therefore hiding the true problem that lurks within, which is that this car, like so many others before it, is a big piece of crap.
Marty was fucked, as he had recently purchased an Uptown Motors car.
Jamie attempted to start the car one morning, only to have rusty radiator water pour out from underneath. It was then that she realized the true meaning of an Uptown Motors car.
Jamie attempted to start the car one morning, only to have rusty radiator water pour out from underneath. It was then that she realized the true meaning of an Uptown Motors car.
by fraud fighter May 17, 2011
Get the Uptown Motors Car mug.by Mistress Kitty March 29, 2008
Get the uptown girl mug.by breezzy fosheezzy September 1, 2011
Get the Uptown Bitch mug.