Unkie

To avoid doing a typically strenuous physical activity, primarily due to old age and lack of physical activity

Dude, I was supposed to split firewood tonight after work, but when I got home I just unkied on the couch

by Rhysteel March 16, 2022

Unkie

An "unkie" is an internationally recognized unit of measurement equivalent to 233 pounds.

Brah, I managed to pull 2 unkies for 5 reps last week. SWOLE......

by Rhysteel March 16, 2022

unimind

when two people are thinking the same thing

andrew says "i want chicken for dinner"

laurence says "I want chicken for dinner!"

andrew "unimind!!!"

by mmmmmbop222 July 24, 2010

unipikacorn

a magical unipikacorn is the baby of a unicorn and a pikachu and just happens to be magical. if you are to nice to it, it will be the most adorable best friend ever. if you are mean to it, it will be your worst nightmare's worst nightmare.

1:
person 1: what is that majestic creature over there?
person 2: it's a unipikacorn. so rare that there's only one
unipikacorn: LET'S BE FRIENDS AND RIDE
SKITTLE RAINBOWS TOGETHER!
persons 1 & 2: okay!

2:
person 1: what is that ugly ass shit thing?
person 2: it's a unipikacorn. it's such a fag that there's only one.
unipikacorn: *pulls out knife gun* whatcha just say nigga?!
persons 1 & 2: OH SHIT! *run away

by magical unipikacorn May 18, 2014

Unieight

To work more than one full time job at the same time.

I'm making so much money unieighting at these two companies.

by MuskyMcgee May 4, 2021

unika

A woman of great stature... Usually Queen minded... Jack of every trade

That woman is a Unika, she is great

by 87queened16 December 20, 2016

UNITINU

The mirrored version of the United States.

All Hail UnitinU!

by perkeez November 6, 2018