Unicunt

A combination of the words unicorn and cunt.

A word used to describe a bitchy unicorn.

Dude 1: Wow man my girlfriend is such a bitch. She didn't like my haircut so she dumped me and broke all the CDs I loaned her.

Dude 2: Well at least she isn't a Unicunt, they'll gore your ass for that type of shit.

by 1stBurtonBro August 14, 2009

Uncunted

An emotional condition caused by an accute and total breakdown of all normal, logical and reasoning skills caused when a women suddenly becomes so pissed off that she loses all self control (i.e. emotions, bodily functions, mouth, etc.) This condition is usually caused by someone of the male gender or a co-worker (male or female).

"Man, when my wife found out how much I spent last night at the bar, she was uncunted!"

by shaneojt September 9, 2007

Uncut Cock

Uncircumcised penis, foreskin, Natural Penis, Intact Penis, Natural with out surgical procedure.

"I will never get a circumcision, I like my uncut cock."

by Annonimous Californian July 6, 2008

Uncontrollalol

To laugh hysterically and without restraint.
Contraction of uncontrollably and lol (laughing out loud).

When someone has a raucous fit of laughter, it can be remarked that they "uncontrollalol".

by Richard Simmonds April 24, 2008

uncultured

Someone who is highly ignorant and knows absolutely nothing about anything. In other words, he/she is living under a rock.

Guy 1: OMG!!!!!! Leonardo DiCaprio is such a good actor!!!!!!!!!

Guy 2: Who the fuck is Leonardo DiCaprio?

Guy 1: You uncultured swine!

by anarchyknife May 12, 2014

uncultured walnut

A dumb asshole who is ignorant and whose stupidity cannot be defined other than a non-moving, non-thinking, redneck plant offspring.

"lol you cut yourself for followers on instagram."
"Goodbye America, hello New York!"
These people are uncultured walnuts.

by A Cultured Walnut January 28, 2014

uncultured burnt toast

(noun) Someone who does not understand an obvious joke, usually on the internet.

“That’s the joke you uncultured burnt toast.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021