en temps et lieux utiles

French phrase meaning essentially, a combination of "when the time is right (for you to know)" and "when and where you will be mature enough (to know)".

son: Dad, who is Jerry Sandusky? I keep hearing on his name a lot lately on Fox News. And how is it possible for a coach to be accused of child sex abuse?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.

by Sexydimma June 22, 2012

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Umie

His real friends are faggots he is a girl who has a girl friend named Nemie, AKA Neima AKA faggot. He is a gay ass fagg

Umang and Neima call themselves Umie and Nemie because they are gay, just like Greg Dewire.

by Missa Dewees November 24, 2004

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Umily

A virginal woman named Emily who uses the linguistic filler "um" to an excessive, irritating degree.

UMILY: "Ummmm, I don't know if we can, umm, have sex yet."

DUDE: "Okay. Can I ask why not?"

UMILY: "Ummmm, ummmm, umm, because I, umm, am on my period again?"

DUDE: "For fuck's sake, Umily--you're always on your period."

by Rexxxx239024 January 19, 2007

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Umlet

Pronounced um-let, kind of like omelette, but with an um instead of ome.

1.(noun) An ume omelette, made by mixing ume in with the eggs before cooking. Invented by Johnny Tsunami in the early 21st century, this dish is considered quite horrid and disgusting by all.

2.(transitive verb) Similar in definition to the word let, umlet is just a more uncertain way of saying let.

1. "Why the hell is this omelette pink and vinegary?!"
"Oh, thats not an omelette, its an umlet."

2. "So what do you wanna do after practice?"
"Umlets go to the store and buy some food."

by The Tsunami June 11, 2008

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