Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity

(noun)
The act of cumming on a woman's flapjack-like titties, then smacking her in the face with a waffle iron.

I rooty tooty fresh n' fruityd your mom last nite.

by ch72is September 16, 2008

twooter

1) Twooter is a neoligism and is a portmanteau of twitter and hooter, yielding "twooter".

2) A person who visits Hooters or similar tavern and who immediately starts twittering, upon viewing the voluptuous food service workers is called a "twooter".

That twooter is slowing down my drink. Give me another round at table 16.

by garolo September 27, 2009

fruity tooty kabooty

hella gay; fag
just gay

damn dood ur fruity tooty kabooty to the core.

by Cereal SwS April 11, 2005

twoody

a tweet expression of enthusiasm and desire, esp. male

TWEET1: "The Beatles-Rock Band trailers on YouTube are the most amazing video that I have ever seen!!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!"

TWEET2: "Dude, it looks like you've got a twoody over it. Settle down."

by SATXbassplayer December 8, 2009

Twotty

A male human that is Badass in every way imaginable current residence o.c.

Do you know if twotty is coming.

by Twotty December 14, 2018

Twooter

A trait that is makes a person invaluable to society and accepts their mistakes, not being ashamed of them.

Random Person: Hey Twooter! How are you doing?
Me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

by fsdgfsghfgs June 5, 2021

The Twoot Formula

The best way to maximize your facebook profile picture like amount.

One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic

This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.

-Hey dude you got so many likes on your profile pic!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!

by Manwhore923952 November 3, 2013