Twitard

TWITARD; -Noun-; T-Why-tar-D's;

Stupid 13-20 year olds who have never read a real piece of literature in their lives; and have a mental delusion that one day a crazy obsessive/pedophile vampire or a possibly homosexual/crazy obsessive werewolf that: DO NOT EXIST will come and turn them into said monster. Can be found expressing their love for the series, and attacking all who disagree, all while screaming "Team Edward!", or "Team Jacob!"

Twitard: Hey did you guys read Twilight, its the best book ever written!

Person: Yes I have, and it was written horribly, you are a twitard.

by popNFreshhatesyou December 3, 2009

Twitard

Basically a person of this universe that trolls the internet looking for people who dislike the popular book "Twlight". They will bash people who even mildly dislikes it and are usually ignorant to the use of grammar. Despite the book being terrible this person has fallen for the main character, Edward. They use every instance to talk about Twilight and how hott Edward is. It is a most terrible fate to become one. So beware.

Twitard: 0Mg! Ydon u guyzzz lYk Twilght! :OOO its ssooo god!!!11! And eward is teh sex! !!!1!!

Person being insulted: My goodness. I think you need to return to kindergarten.

by Katherine #15 September 11, 2011

twigarette

An all-natural or cigarette substitute that typically tastes like shrubs.

Man, this twigarette tastes awful! Why do they cost so much?

by acehole1 October 16, 2009

titaroni

a yummy booby-shaped pasta most commonly found in Boston

I love boobies. and pasta.

How about some titaroni?

Sounds titastic!

by LJ Wayne and BB Dubs November 10, 2009

twatarang

A person who is insultive repetativly twatarangs are an even more mental type of troll

Example
Troll: 0m9 M1l3y C1ru5 1s s00oo0 aw3sum
guy: stop speaking 1337 you retard troll
Troll: wart u Kn0ws b0ut it y0u g4y
guy: oh for the love of god would you shut up and learn to speak
Troll: y4aH Bu7 yur gay
guy: argh your such a twatarang
Troll: f**k 0ff y0u gay n 13sbien

by steve the cloaked hamster March 13, 2010

twitard

A person whose obsession with Stephenie Meyers' Twilight is so intense their mental capacities are depressed.

She's such a twitard, she thinks that pale dude in bio is a vampire.

by Besco McFerr February 18, 2009

twittarrhea

An explosion of twitter messages that consist of sporadic "twarts". The messages are irrelevant and take up your entire twitter wall. These people usually average about 30 tweets an hour.

"Good morning!" or "Hows everyone doing?" or "Just ate some mashed potatoes off the carpet. Woohoo!"... These are all examples of someone with a case of twittarrhea.

by Jordan Bushkovski February 6, 2009