One of the worst movies ever made about vampires which they don't even show when they suck blood, they just say that they are vampires. In this movie there is the star which his name is Edward and he sucks his father's balls. And Bella is in love with him because he is fast (The effects sucks balls), and he is strong (you can even see sometimes the string!). They're all assholes!! I really don't recommend it!!! You're gonna want to suicide if you watch this movie!!!
Edward: "Say it. Say it outloud!!"
Bella quietly saying: "You're an asshole"
Guy Watching the Movie: "OMG!! This movie sucks!!! And why is this movie called Twilight anyway?!?!?!?!?!"
Bella quietly saying: "You're an asshole"
Guy Watching the Movie: "OMG!! This movie sucks!!! And why is this movie called Twilight anyway?!?!?!?!?!"
by Danevati May 24, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. by Jiko Hitasura July 7, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. by ADHDDD August 7, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. "My Life Is Twilight" is a site where over obsessed people come to be normal. But truth is, you are not normal. And who would make out with their dog anyways?
"My Life Is Twilight is the most stupid site ever. I'd rather visit My Life Is Average because I like Harry Potter wayyyyy better."
by lubylol April 10, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. No plot what so ever. I am a teenage girl and I think this book is stupid. You can't compare it to Harry Potter, which is actual literature. Anyone who obsesses over this book is insane. Meyer has written better (ex. The Host). If you are considering reading this series, don't do it. I don't care if everyone else is, it's idiotic. Only read it to rightfully complain about it. Bella's plain and boring. There's way too many cliches. You like romance? Go find some Jane Austin.
OMG! Twilight is so amazing!!!
Have you read The Host?
No.
Go read it.
*later in time*
Did you finally read The Host?
Yes and it was so much better than Twilight!
Exactly because Meyer took the time to write and it actually has a plot.
Have you read The Host?
No.
Go read it.
*later in time*
Did you finally read The Host?
Yes and it was so much better than Twilight!
Exactly because Meyer took the time to write and it actually has a plot.
by janebtrox February 3, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. A series of books written by Stephanie Meyer that are so bad, so poorly written, so unoriginal and so banal that reading them actually destroys eyesight, and is argued by some contemporary philosophers as proof that God doesn't exist.
Intelligent person #1: Bram Stoker is most likely spinning in his grave because of Twilight.
Intelligent person #2: Yeah, I bet Stephanie Meyer's parents are thinking she should have been a blowjob.
Intelligent person #2: Yeah, I bet Stephanie Meyer's parents are thinking she should have been a blowjob.
by BAMico December 3, 2009
Get the Twilightmug.