by alex" January 08, 2008
A twat waffle is the wet imprint left on the sheets after a good hard fucking. for those of you who still dont know what im talkin about its when the sheets sticks to her ASS and leaves that funnie imprint on the sheets!!! not sum fuked up waffle being inserted in the pussy tainting were we have to eat. Or reverting to partial canilism and eatin poeple body parts and shit!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!!!!
last nite i made her cum so many times there was a huge twat waffle on the sheets when we were done.
I'm gonna make that bitch cum all over, all you gonna see is twat waffles for miles
I'm gonna make that bitch cum all over, all you gonna see is twat waffles for miles
by stubbyzeller April 14, 2009
Interchangeable with "Pussy Whipped". When a female has such a hold on you as to make your penis resemble a waffle when she releases it from the grip of her iron-like vagina.
by Aerianne Fairchilde March 12, 2007
"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffles..."
by icemft99 August 20, 2007
I very small and exceptionally cute girl. Commonly found to be roaming the streets in a wheel barrow or feeding the neighbours cats.
by Cubble99 July 26, 2014
1. An insult referring to a part of the female anatomy and a breakfast food. 2. A twisted term of endearment
by Ashlor February 11, 2010
A tiny girl who think that her tinyness is somehow interesting or adorable, who will never miss an opportunity to point out how small she is, and who thinks people should treat her differently or special because she is a munchkin.
Twat waffle: "Oh my god! Look at how tiny my hands are! Aren't I so adorable?"
Me: "Dude, who let that twat waffle in here? She is such an annoying bitch. Get out of here you oompa loompa!"
Me: "Dude, who let that twat waffle in here? She is such an annoying bitch. Get out of here you oompa loompa!"
by poop_smuggler1001 December 18, 2009