Tuscan Raided

To receive a Tuscan Raider. Often results in a black eye.

See also: Tuscan Raider, Donkey Punch

"OMG where did you get that black eye?" "I got Tuscan Raided"

by JDAPS March 7, 2009

Tuscan Whip

When satiating ones self and right at the time of climax. Let loose your human love juice into a sock, then put the sock into the freezer. Wait a few hours then right before your roommate somes home you put the sock in the microwave for about a minute or enough time to make it a hot sticky mess inside the sock. As soon as your roommate opens the door whip the sock right into their face.

So for my friends surprise, party right when he came in the door i generously gave him the Tuscan Whip.

by Satiate you February 20, 2011

Tuscan Twister

While urinating in a public restroom you grab the guy next to you's whatisit and twist followed by aiming it up so that he releases all over himself.

Dude, John gave that guy the Tuscan Twister. HAHAHA Look at all the pee on him!!

by Demitri Lethal November 26, 2013

Tuscan Two Time

The Tuscan Two Time is a sexual act that is commonly performed in the country of Italy, where it originated. You can perform this act by cumming in a girls mouth and having her spit your semen into a spoon. From there you put the spoon of cum into her asshole and lick it out and spit it into a chips ahoy cookie tray to give to the nearest Half Sender

Dude Jessica has such a fat ass, I want to give her the good old Tuscan Two Time

by Hank the tank3890 September 1, 2022

Tuscan car wash

When you fill their vagina with cooked spaghetti noodles and they drag it across your face

We had some leftover spaghetti noodles last night, so we decided to have a Tuscan car wash

by MCM<3CJB March 22, 2023

Tuscany

Tuscany is a kinda sarcastic bitch. She’s a great girl who has a laugh every now and then, she has a great sense of humour and can probably steal your man in a split second.

Noah: Omg did u see Tuscany today?
Timothè: yeah bro she straight up stole Connor from his girl

by imjustaliteboyfrombradford September 28, 2020

Under the Tuscan Sun

Happiness in a glass. A mixed drink containing grape flavored vodka and orange juice. The name originated due to how incredibly delightful the drink tastes.

Amanda and Jenna were listening to Third Eye Blind and drinking some Under the Tuscan Suns. Good times.

by Jemanda March 30, 2009