Trumpkin

The act of sexually pleasuring a band member with the bell of ones trumpet.

I gave that kid a trumpkin after we played Stars and Stripes, it was so patriotic.

by miniburbs April 11, 2010

Donald Trumpkin

A Blumpkin costing more than a thousand dollars. Immediately afterward the man must tell the woman that she is fired and send her on her way.

Bruce is all about getting Donald Trumpkin s when he goes to Atlanta. What a Jazz.

by Snazzleboo January 22, 2009

trumpkin

gettin a blowjob from DONALD TRUMP while takin a shit. Once u ejaculate in his mouth, or even worse, pull an angry dragon, that pud says "ya fired".

origin: blumpkin variations: kumpkin

donald trump cant give tht bitch, amorosa, trumpkin cuz her dick's to damn big

by cawlahmahtee/bambee May 28, 2009

trumpkin

sometimes used to describe the shade of Donald Trump's skin, or something of similar colour. combination of Trump and pumpkin.

the walls of that house are an ugly trumpkin orange colour.

by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016

Trumpkin

TRUMP-kin A sexual act in which a person takes a supernaturally huge shit on the entire country while major news networks take turns fellating them.

noun.

The entire 2016 presidential campaign season has been a massive trumpkin.
I'm left with the hot musky umami of trumpkin every time I accidentally watch the television news.

by highchromiumdiet April 26, 2016

Trumpkin Toss

This is a fun game in which legal American citizens grab pumpkins carved with angry faces and toss them at illegals. The Trumpkins must have a candle inside to capture the bright orange glow of Donald J. Trump. This game is usually played around the time of Halloween when there is a large supply of Trumpkins around.

"Hey jiggabuddha, wanna go play Trumpkin Toss?"

by CrowleyCorp July 18, 2016

Donald Trumpkin

When a male receives head on a toilet and then busts in the female's hair. Then parts it.

Hey give me a Donald Trumpkin before I tell your sister about that time you stole her hair clip.

or

Hey you need a new hairstyle, How about I give you a Donald Trumpkin?

by MikeJones1212 June 25, 2009