power trooper

Noun-A power bottom who is a solider in the military.

"Damn bro, I see why you joined the military, you're a power trooper

by Power trooper November 9, 2023

State Trooper

An underpaid AAA serviceman with a gun and a God complex.

That state trooper just wrote me a ticket for going two miles over! What a dick!

by Goobber April 29, 2021

trooper bait

That driver who's been chewing on your bumper for the past ten miles, so you move over to the slow lane and let him pass, in the hope that he'll be the one to attract attention and get pulled over by the State Police

"Geez man, you want to be trooper bait so bad, okay, go ahead and pass!"

by smendler May 10, 2010

Trooper in the door

82nd Airborne paratrooper humor in reference to that moment when one has a turd which is insisting on poking it's head out the door. Of course this usually only happens when one has a very had piece of shit as loose stools apparently exit the door before the green light comes on and/or exit the door is a mass tactical exit anyway.

Sgt Ramirez running down the hall: "Get the hell out of way Private Jones, I have a trooper in the door and he's ready to jump"

by WunHungLo August 6, 2011

Troontrolls

1 Troontrolls are your typical run-of-the-mill internet trolls, usually frequenting discord, twitter, 4chan and sometimes youtube. Troontrolls cyberbully and oftenly develop unhealthy obsessions with their victims, as behind the screens they are adolescent loners who are suffering with gender dysphoria, taking their mental suffrage out on people over the internet they personally dislike. They were likely born with some form of anti-social personality disorder such as psychopathy or narcissism.

Unlike most internet trolls who's only desire is to garner a reaction from their victims, troontrolls will obsess over their victims and will try to push them to suicide or develop a parasocial relationship with them. You'll often find troontrolls resorting to doxxing, swatting, blackmailing their chosen victims and breaking character and schizo-posting on their epic troll accounts on social media.

The people behind these accounts typically hop on to a political extremist ideology, commonly neo-nazism, neo-communism and anarchism.

Overall, they're your typical internet trolls, but they're fucking losers who will get gender reassignment surgery at age 19.

2 An internet troll who enters the cyberbully pipeline, "repents" for their actions and becomes transgender as it makes them invulnerable to criticism in the public eye, but they still haven't grown as a person and still acts like a prick on the internet.

1 Person 1: Ever since I posted that transphobic joke on twitter a year ago, I've been getting doxxed by multiple accounts with joseph stalin profile pictures.

Person 2: Ah, don't worry, it's just some troon who thinks their tough because they can ip grab and hide under multiple online aliases.

Person 1: Fucking troontrolls, dude.

2 Internet User 1: What ever happened to our little neo-nazi friend on discord who went dark 2 years ago?

Internet User 2: Rumor is, they went trans and left the internet, but apparently they still blackmail kids in to giving them nudes and doxxes kids under a new alias.

by Troontrollphobe June 18, 2023

trouser troopers

A man's "special men", his sperm.

There are normally between 200-600 million trouser troopers in one ejaculation.

by jbelle September 10, 2008

Forest trooper

A man who continually finds himself having sex with females who have outrageously hairy vaginal areas

U fucked ole hairy Mary? Damn joe you're becoming a forest trooper!

by bigpoppiboi June 20, 2011