Ass Treker

Typically a man out searching for ass, where no man has gone before.

Man 1: Hey d-bag, didn't I see you trolling for ass at the old folks home?"

Man 2: "No Mr. Butt Pirate, that must have been some other Ass Treker"

by Chuq dawg February 12, 2007

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Tekkers

Tekkers basically means technique. If you cannot control a ball rolling at 5mph along the ground, you will be deemed to have no tekkers whatsoever!

Billy: Hey, your tekkers are discusting!
Lewis: I no, but then again yours are shit as well!
Billy: Tru say

by THe MaAn December 11, 2007

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Cross Trekkers

A whorey ass brand of shoes that a guy called Turner wears.

OHHHHH MR. TURNER!!! NICE CROSS TREKKERS!!!

by shit butter November 2, 2017

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Tekker 500

The race down the highway after Wyotech lets out. Usually takes place at the north campus at 4:15 PM.

Hurry! Get in the truck! We gotta get at the front of the Tekker 500!

by Ar-Kansas March 4, 2009

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A trekker puts on a backpack, and hikes. A star trek trekker doesn't. His favourite song is 'where no man has gone before.' Sounds like a feminist movement song. He prefers alien culture (Vulcan and Klingon) to his own. And he believes the star trek tv show is 'real.' Neil Armstrong made it to the moon. Zefram Cochrane didn't. Neither did William Shatner. William Shatner is an actor, not a astronaut. Like the other actors get paid to appear at conventions. Trekkers don't like Trekkies, because they're too hardcore. A Trekkie will ask how big are those photon torpodoes? They're 4 foot long and made of wood, an actor replied.

'You speak Klingon, well for a terran.'
'Yes,' said the trekkers.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd May 11, 2020

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