Traffuck

When you are stuck in the worst traffic ever - you're stuck in Traffuck!

Why didn't you make it into work on time?

I was stuck in Traffuck!!

by Cookies 4 cuddlez lol April 13, 2016

Traffuck

Also known as rush hour traffic. Especially in DC Metro

Man, dude, I'm in traffuck

by rollmybluntbitch August 19, 2016

traffuck

getting it on while stuck is traffic

Man: Oh damn, they're traffucking while we're sitting here.
Girl: I wish we could traffuck.

by awksaucebroski February 23, 2011

traffuck

Quickie in the back seat (or alternately road head) specifically in the context of bumper-to-bumper traffic, and when there is nothing better to do while waiting for the bastards in front of you to move.

I was driving my girlfriend to work and we got stuck in rush hour. After an hour of not going anywhere on the 401, we figured a quick traffuck would pass the time

by TPratik February 21, 2011

traffucking

The movement of bullshit paperwork around an organization for approval or communcation purposes.

We must keep traffucking the TPS reports for approval.

by Alisalee June 30, 2008

Trafficked

Adv. To be dragged about town, resulting in prolonged hours waiting in traffic.

Me: “How was your night?”
Friend: “I got trafficked. The cab got lost, and it took us 2 ours to get back from Victory Monument!”
Me: “Dude, you got trafficked.”

by JonKitsune April 5, 2009

traffucky

traffucky is like trafficky but it's so trafficky you're stuck and fucked

I 35 is so traffucky we are parked and never going to get the concert on time.

by RazMutant December 13, 2010