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towelie

Towelie is a larp girl who tries and baits unsuspecting dudes in the r/wallstreetbets discord into going on his blog (which is on his discord banner). Towelie always changes his pfp to a similar looking girl every week to make it even more sus.
Person 1: Towelie is a dude
Person 2: Nah fr? TOWELIE IS A DUDE?!?
Towelie: im a towel :pepejammydance:
by monkeeeeee January 31, 2022
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tea towelling

When you are so completely dry that you absorb all of the other persons/people's sexual moisture
She was so dry I was basically tea towelling her
by Gayman_13 January 12, 2017
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