Tourange

An Impostor; a fake; someone suspicious

Orange is acting Tourange vote them out!

by bigthighgothgf October 18, 2020

tacky tourist

Bermuda shorts. Hawaiian shirt, socks with sandals, camera hanging around neck. Hat

Wow he's a tacky tourist

by El supreemo December 12, 2015

blumpkin tournament

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a shit AND playing a first-person shooter, preferably Quake or Unreal Tournament. Spices up the rarely-achieved ambition of getting head while playing a video game.

Jim: Hey how's it going?
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.

by cracka_ass_cracka January 17, 2011

emotional tourist

An emotional tourist is someone who moves from relationship to relationship, or friend to friend, feeding off the emotional attachment the other person has for them. They use this to validate their existence, and often damage other people who actually care about them.

"Dude Ava is such an emotional tourist"

"I know right, she just "lost interest in you" and now she's dating her best friend"

by Cmplictd May 10, 2018

Tourajitis

Excessive inflammation of bulbospongiosus and ischiocavernosus muscle. Specific palilalia to words "derm-life"and strong sexual urge to ace every exam. Characteristic findings on Histological exams include rectal Carcinoma in-situ....in situ....IN Situ. Commonly seen in tall, dark and handsome men with braces. Urethral tick-tac suppositories have been shown to minimize symptoms in meta-analysis of 69 RCTs.

Blunt trauma to genitalia by spinning Japanese baton or may lead to Acute Tourajitis

by superman12322 March 27, 2016

Unreal Tournament 2004

The newest version of Unreal Tournament. Its an awesome FPS.

#1:Lets play Unreal Tournament.
#2:Unreal Tournament 2004 right?
#1:Ya its better than the first.

by 474r1 June 12, 2004

Obituary Tourist

A person that scans the obituaries and uses the information to peek at personal information about the deceased on social networking sites.

Today in the obituaries, James Smith passed away suddenly in a motorcycle accident.

Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.

by JonSpade May 9, 2010