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Get the tescobreastmilk mug.An Italian last name, pronounced tah-stowe. These people are often modest, attractive, down to earth, and maintain a positive outlook on life.
It is impossible to not like a Tosto.
by toastdove March 5, 2009
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A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"
or
"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
or
"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
by Jenburger January 2, 2008
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Get the Tocoan mug.Definition 1: a god who walks this earth mearly to bless mortal men with his presence he is most commonly referred to as the god of sex and happiness and is most commonly associated with carisma his narsissism is often beyond comparison and is deserving of such self proclaimed greatness he is most commonly disguised as a mortal man with geniun mortal flaws and imperfections
Definiton 2: Narcissism one usually uses this term in a derrogatory mannor as to imply it is a flaw
Definition 3: A god desguised as a mortal
Definition 4: The Man
Definition 5: A masculine specimen of male perfection
Definiton 2: Narcissism one usually uses this term in a derrogatory mannor as to imply it is a flaw
Definition 3: A god desguised as a mortal
Definition 4: The Man
Definition 5: A masculine specimen of male perfection
The early egyptions worshipped the immortal man Tosches or Aonne Revvelle believing this man to bring about the sun in the sky and Fertility in men
by daddyyankee54345 January 13, 2009
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The rather tangy version of popular brown cola available in a widely dispersed chain of supermarkets throughout the UK and Ireland. Whilst not a major competitor in the Pepsi challenge due to its harsh and unrelenting nature, Tescoke is still great value for money at a fraction of the cost of 'the real thing'.
Also, when there's Jack Daniels in it, who gives a f*ck!
The rather tangy version of popular brown cola available in a widely dispersed chain of supermarkets throughout the UK and Ireland. Whilst not a major competitor in the Pepsi challenge due to its harsh and unrelenting nature, Tescoke is still great value for money at a fraction of the cost of 'the real thing'.
Also, when there's Jack Daniels in it, who gives a f*ck!
Dude 1: "You got any more Coke?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but its this nasty Tescoke, not the real stuff"
Dude 1: "What do I care? Im mixing Jim Beam n Jack Daniels - give it here!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but its this nasty Tescoke, not the real stuff"
Dude 1: "What do I care? Im mixing Jim Beam n Jack Daniels - give it here!"
by Urbane dick April 8, 2009
Get the Tescoke mug.Guy 1: Bro do u think Tosca still likes you
Guy 2: No way bro she’s moved on but I wish I could tell her I still feel the same
Guy 2: No way bro she’s moved on but I wish I could tell her I still feel the same
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