Topo

Puerto Rican slang for Crack Cocaine

Ey dame dos de topo.
Hey give me two topos.

by yerba buena August 5, 2010

Topshop leech

Incredibly irritating person who spends all their 'free' time bumming aroundTopshop, buys everything in Topshop and probably also hangs around outside Topshop to look "cool". May even be more irritating if one of your friends turns out to be one of these people. You can no longer go in to in to their badroom for fear it look like a smaller version of Topshop and then want to strangle them with one of their own over-priced "retro" belts.

"Hey, coming to the concert tonight?"

"Oh, no.. didn't I tell you? I'll be too busy standing outside waiting for the new Kate moss line to come out!"

*sigh* "Fucking Topshop leech..."

by Lekiwiski May 21, 2009

Topspur

Bottlers

Topspur? Whats that?

by Letsmakethebagel June 22, 2022

topnotchidiots

2 Youtube guys - Opto and his sidekick who go around the hood asking "wannabe gangsters" If they wanna die. Rumours say they fake their pranks but even so, they're still entertaining af.

Opto: "Yo u wanna get popped my boi"
Fake Gangster: "Whatchu mean ma n*gga u wanna get physical?"
Opto: "Bro It's a prank our youtube channel is topnotchidiots"
Fake Gangster: "Inserts some tupac quote while smoking his stogie"

by Rapidshark112 May 4, 2023

Tuesday Tops

Expression derives from the concept of "Tits Out Tuesday" which is an Australian tradition in many office enviroments where the women try to out do each other by wearing blouses whose primary design function is to display as much cleavage as humanly possible whilst maintaning some pretense of an attempt to adhere to their office's Code of Conduct policies.

'Holy fuck! Check that out... it must be Tuesday!"

"I'm going shopping for some Tuesday Tops today... do you wanna come?'

by borysSNORC™ May 21, 2009

Rocco Toppo

A gay couple characterised by having completely opposite beliefs and traits.
For example, if Toppo is black then Rocco is fair. Similarly, if Rocco believes in big money with smart approach then Toppo believes in ghissing his ass to no end.

Rocco Toppo couples are a rare sighting. Not many people can manage that shit

by chanzerre January 31, 2023

Toppo

Very easy to tell a toppo from crowd because the prominent characteristics include black color, medium height, no goal in life, serial masturbator, basically a complete failure.

It's no wonder his wife left him; he has been a closeted toppo.

by chanzerre February 3, 2022