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Hottest, sexiest man to ever be brought out of its mothers girl penis and to be given the blessing of being named such a hot and elegant name. When girls see men named Topher that go “Awooga” and pass out. Topher is always a hot man who has a really big Italian sausage and who is irresistible and cute, sexy, hot, passionate, pretty, gorgeous, and attractive.
“Wow Topher is so hot he gives me boney Awooga 😍😩😘🤤
Topher by SmellySpit March 20, 2021
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Topher is a cat that looks like a generic, orange minecraft cat. They tend to be very cuddly and loving cats.
Look at Topher! He’s so cute!
Why does Topher look a tiny human gremlin?
Topher by simple genius May 18, 2021
topher is a fabulous and terrifying creature . he is not to be messed with. he is the future. everyone will bow to topher one day. 👹
1. “YALL ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM ..MY NAMES TOPHER”

2. “ALL HAIL LORD TOPHER”
topher by yallknowtopher January 5, 2023
My names topher and I think it’s gonna be olivia
Topher by Potato1958 January 11, 2023
A little country kid from Kentucky that don't like Olivia
Topher: Y'all already know who I am my name is topher and I think Olivia.
Olivia: I think topher
Topher by Rebekahcunninham January 12, 2023
A euphemism for 'wank' that arose out of the Victorian Lockdowns.

It is derived from a failed actor turned politician turned independent media personality turned centrelink queue member, who was known for bouts of self-gratifying onanism which he called "movies" and "digital content".
As a noun:
Person 1: Check out this dude
Person 2: Hes a complete Topher!

As a verb
Person 1: You busy?
Person 2: Fuck off, im tophering to sasha grey.
Topher by Nuremburgers 2.0 March 2, 2023
Yall already know who he is
My name is topher
Topher by The Garmenter April 5, 2023