Saber Toothed Crotch Critter

When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.

Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.

Saber Toothed Crotch Critter by TSG-STM members October 17, 2008

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saber-toothed crotch jockey

N. A woman (or a man) who gives a guy head and grazes the teeth in inexperience. Biting may also be involved.

I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.

saber-toothed crotch jockey by carpiethe April 25, 2010

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saber-toothed tiger

Like a cougar, but older. Whereas the term cougar refers to an attractive, seductive woman in her late 30s and up, a saber-toothed tiger is an attractive, seductive woman in her late 50s and up.

A Saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a "smilodon".

"Check out that cougar by the bar, man! She has been eyeballing me all night."
"Cougar? She's older than cougar, bro. That right there is a saber-toothed tiger."

saber-toothed tiger by osirusr September 23, 2011

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raggle toothed

a girl whose teeth resemble those of a jagged great white shark

hey, Mike watch out on your date tonight with Kayla, i heard that bitch is so raggletoothed she would slice clean through your dick before you even knew what hit ya

hey, mike watch out on your date tonight with Kayla; I heard that bitch is so raggle toothed she would slice clean through your dick like a shark on a seals ass

raggle toothed by Insert Name Here March 10, 2015