tonkatard

Some one who is retarded. I mean, really retarded. As in, a 30 year old retard who plays with Tonka trucks, and wears a sweater with a bulldozer on it.

Mike dropped the platform again? What a tonkatard.

by thecrazyd February 22, 2008

Tonka Trash

Tonka trash is a term used in the Twin Cities area of Minnesota. The term is used to describe a person between the ages of 21 and 35, who was raised on or around lake Minnetonka, and has yet to achieve anything on their own merit. They are simply working a menial job and biding their time until their parents either die or leave them their childhood home, to live in or sell at a huge profit.

Tonka trash are normally raised with a silver spoon, and have no motivation to accomplish anything but getting wasted at big Island any chance they get.

I can't beleive Suan works at the gas station, he had every chance to make somthing of himself, he truely is Tonka Trash.

by dabigsweede August 24, 2009

Tonka Truck

A word used by Yeat

Ridin around in that Tonka Truck, got my blicky tucked

by TheLilProdigyX November 13, 2022

tonka trucks

Nice big round tits, particularly special on a short chick

Shit boi check out dem tonka trucks due east

by King Stu June 18, 2007

Tonka Tits

A pair of unbreakable, industrial-grade pecs or breasts. Used when referring to a muscular person, with available diesel features such as a huge, grisly chest and cannons for arms. This person might also come equipped standard with tonka tits and two beast modes.

-Look at that guy on bench over there - he can't put that kinda weight up!
-Man's got tonka tits - yes he can!

by Marcus Ginyard May 11, 2008

Tonka

(n) a girl who is very massive, like a Tonka truck.

Whoa! Look at that T-t-tonka over there!

by Skanky McGee January 28, 2008

tonka construction

the best game ever made by hasbro i used to play that game for hours.

me at 6: tonka construction is teh shit
my brother at 12: shut up idiot

by tehpunkgeek July 17, 2005