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A “Tonka Truck” Is a large four wheeler vehicle carrying large sums of Benjamin Franklins accompanied by heavy artillery weapons. This should never be confused with a “Brinks Truck”.
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The capital of Kansas where it sucks so bad, that they will pay you 15,000 just to live in the crackhead city. City consist of sex trafficking, dog fighting, drug users, bad drivers, shootings. Don’t go if you don’t want to die.
Just don’t go, just don’t. If you have to, do the following.
1. Don’t be a female at night and go somewhere alone. 9/10 you will be approached by a sex trafficker.
2. Realize that this place is the real life purge. Don’t stare at anyone too long.
3. Don’t leave your dog outside unattended. He may be stolen for bait dog, or they just might kill them for fun.
4. If they look tweaked they probably are. Don’t ask questions. Keep walking.
5. It doesn’t matter where you are. If you are in Topeka, KS you are fair game to being shot. Don’t even drive thru. Go around.
6. Want some sleep? Good fuckin luck. Sirens are on everywhere. They don’t get paid enough for the shit they deal with.
Just don’t go, just don’t. If you have to, do the following.
1. Don’t be a female at night and go somewhere alone. 9/10 you will be approached by a sex trafficker.
2. Realize that this place is the real life purge. Don’t stare at anyone too long.
3. Don’t leave your dog outside unattended. He may be stolen for bait dog, or they just might kill them for fun.
4. If they look tweaked they probably are. Don’t ask questions. Keep walking.
5. It doesn’t matter where you are. If you are in Topeka, KS you are fair game to being shot. Don’t even drive thru. Go around.
6. Want some sleep? Good fuckin luck. Sirens are on everywhere. They don’t get paid enough for the shit they deal with.
Person 1: hey can you go pick up some milk?
Person 2: fuck no
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: because its fucking Topeka, KS Carol. It 11 pm and I ain’t finna die.
Person 2: fuck no
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: because its fucking Topeka, KS Carol. It 11 pm and I ain’t finna die.
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